Just Askin

Me: God, can I ask you a question?

God: Sure.

Me: Promise you won't get mad.

 God: I promise.

Me: Why did you let so much stuff happen to me today?

God: What do you mean?

Me: Well, I woke up late.

God: Yes.

Me: My car took forever to start.

God: Okay.

Me: At lunch they made my sandwich wrong and I had to wait.

God: Huummm.

Me: On the way home, my phone went dead, just as I picked up a call.

God: All right.

Me: And on top of it all, when I got home I just wanted to soak my feet
         in my new foot massager and relax, but it wouldn't work!!!
         Nothing went right today! Why did you do that?

God: Let me see, the Death Angel was at your bed this morning
         and I had to send one of the other angels to battle him for your life.
         I let you sleep through that.

Me: (humbled): OH...

GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your
         route that would have hit you if you were on the road.

Me: (ashamed)

God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick and I didn't
         want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.

Me: (embarrassed): Ok...

God: Your phone went dead because the person that was calling was going
         to give false witness about what you said on that call, I  didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Me: (softly) I see God.

God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw
         out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to
         be in the dark.

Me: I'm sorry God.

God: Don't be sorry, just learn to trust me.....in all  things, the good
         and the bad.

Me: I will trust you.

God: And don't doubt that my plan for your day is always better than your
         plan.

Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, thank you for everything today.

God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God, and I
         love looking after my children.